Keep Oppo Catlopnik

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3) 03/30/2017 at 01:34 • Filed to: Catlopnik, Catlopnik is bestlopnik

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Ima let all the doggos finish, but everyone knows cats are the best pets.

Also, here’s a pretty beach sunset. :)

Birddog > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 01:41

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I know I’d pay dearly but I want to scratch that belly.

Xyl0c41n3 > Birddog 03/30/2017 at 01:51

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Actually, you wouldn’t pay dearly at all. Enzo LOVES belly scratches. It’s the first thing he does when I get home from work is roll over so I can give him a good belly rub. He never unsheathes his claws. When he wants me to stop, he just rolls back over and gets up.

Now... walking down the hallway can sometimes be a different story, though. He likes to ambush my ankles. Hehe. But again, no claws. Unless I’m wearing jeans and he knows he can’t hurt me.

He’s a pretty great cat. :)

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 01:53

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everyone knows cats humans are the best pets.

My cat fixed that for ya.

Birddog > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 01:59

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That is pretty awesome!

Xyl0c41n3 > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 03/30/2017 at 02:00

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ZOMG!!! Such a cutie!!!

And you’re right. I’m definitely his human. He chose me when I walked into the shelter. Not the other way around. :)

Funktheduck > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 07:18

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He’s just lulling you into a false sense of security. The day they rise, all you cat people will be cat food.

shop-teacher > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 07:21

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He’s so flufffffy!!!!!

Xyl0c41n3 > shop-teacher 03/30/2017 at 07:24

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CATLOAF!

(He’s very fluffy. And it’s such soft floof, too. ^_^).

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 08:17

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Blasphemy!

The best cat is one that acts like a dog.

This is BC. She’ll look you in the eyes and follow you around (because she loves her people). She’s more dog than my current dog (seriously).

Xyl0c41n3 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 03/30/2017 at 08:20

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Cats that act like dogs, eh? Does your cat sit on command? Because Enzo does. :)

(Not at all joking about that. I really did train him how to sit on command. It only took a couple of tries, too).

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 08:27

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I don’t think on vocal commands, although she seems to take cues from some body motion I do, like most of the dogs my parents have had.

She comes when you call her, which is something I’ve never known another cat to do. In fact, she’s more consistent about that than my dog.

She lives with my parents due to pet policies in places I’ve lived over the years.

Xyl0c41n3 > Funktheduck 03/30/2017 at 12:54

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Don’t think you’re safe just because you’re a dog person. The cats will be the generals of the revolution, but who do you think will serve as their foot soldiers? That’s right: dogs.

Funktheduck > Xyl0c41n3 03/30/2017 at 13:22

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Never! Dogs are loyal.